Sure to be a bestseller among lions and vampires.

Tomorrow UNL starts school again for the second semester. So, as a recent graduate I'd just like to say: NEENER NEENER NEENER! YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND I DON'T!

*ahem*

In other news, last night I had a dream that I had somehow time traveled back to the royal courts in Elizabethan England. At first she thought I was a witch and threatened to burn me, until I started telling her about all the cool things the future has, like plumbing and Tylenol. Then I met John Cleese (why he was in 16th century England I don't know), only he was 7'4'' tall. Also, I had crutches. Man, I love dreams!