I have to wake up at 6:45 tomorrow for my first day of work. I'm not sure what will happen, because I'm not actually certain that 6:45 in the morning exists--I haven't seen in for so long, for all I know 3 a.m. skips straight to noon. Worse than that, I have to wear "business casual" clothes. I really hope they consider Converses and flip flops business casual, because that's the extent of my shoe collection.
My new favorite person: Joel McHale. Joel, if you happen to spend time Googling your own name and you encounter this blog, I want you to know that it's my dream in life to be one of the people behind the camera on The Soup who laughs or cheers whenever you say something funny. I'm pretty sure I could do "Sooooo Meaty!" for the Chat Soup segment way better than that one chick. If she IS a chick. I don't want to judge.
If I can't do that, I might have to steal Joel G's career aspiration, which is to be a History Channel reenactment actor. "You know that guy who played Nero and just stands around holding his hands up in the air dramatically? I want to be that guy."
Never were there two more determined people.
I'm not going to say anything about the fact that this is my first toon since April. I won't whine about how time consuming it is, or how hard it is to come up with ideas daily. Because let's be honest: plenty of people do harder things everyday, and they don't PISS AND WHINE ABOUT IT!
No more pissing and whining from me...today...
So shut up and enjoy it! If you want un-toon-related news, Joel and I tried yoga today, but we ended up giggling at each other the whole time. Joel sucks at the cobra.
