Then Dino gives him a noogie and runs off with his candy.

I've watched so many episodes of The Shield, I'm having difficulty differentiating it from my real life. I dream about Vic Mackey arresting me and trumping up the charges by planting pot in my car. I try to imagine what I would say to outsmart Dutch's seemingly flawless interrogation techniques.

Zarquon, help me. I am a T.V. junkie.