Dinosaur didn't realize penguins lived in the Southern Hemisphere. Silly Dinosaur.

I've had the same song stuck in my head for the last three days. It's the one I learned in elementary school to help me remember Columbus' ships. The Nina and the Pinta and the Santa Maria...sailed across the ocean, tride and true... Setting aside the general assumption that Columbus was totally lame and kind of an asshole who is totally undeserving of a holiday, the song does remind me of my favorite Dave Barry book, in which he lists the ships as the Ninja, the Pina Colada, and the Heidi Ho III. Which is, I must admit, the funniest thing ever.