You thought your family reunions were awkward

We at Target have decided that since it is company policy to refer to "customers" as "guests", we're going to start making them act like guests. Shoes off at the door, put things back where you got them, keep your children at a dull roar, ask politely before you use something, and offer to help out with clean-up as payment for our hospitality. Really, it's the least you can do.